This is your wife!

Well, as only M*C took part in the get to know you quiz, I shall post her daring yet original answers. I would love to know, in reference to washing the pet to death scenerio, what M*C would say when (presumably) Gary said – but I have been away to days and this is all your washing…. I am sure the scallywag will have an answer for Fluffy the pit ball – perhaps he got tangled in something that Gary should have sorted prior to leaving. I would imagine however such an incident would never happen chez Anthea Turner http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/perfect.shtml . Or at least if it did, a bag was ready in preparation (dry cleaning, hand wash, stray pet caught in pants).

M*C's offical responce

Spell your name phonically

mar ee cl air i can't do that phonetic thing (i had to play eye spy with my 7 yr oldcous he kept having to draw the letters on the roof of the car because ididn't understand what he meant!) i think i was sick at that time at school

What crime, if you had to, would you commit?

lots and lots (evil laugh)

If you could have a body part of any one in the group, what would it be?

gary's behind (or perhaps gareth's?) you want a hairy man bottom????

On a theme, what characteristic would you take?

ummm...little bits of every one

If you had to, what part of your body would you loose?

bottom don't need it really! not when you have a hairy man bottom on order!

You have been granted super powers but can only be given one power (you are in training after all) what super power would you want?

invisiblitieness watch out gary - you won't see her coming for your bum!

Is there someone you hate - how do you know them and what about them grates you (has to be real life)

SUZY never met her but know i wouldn't get on grrrr...!!!!

You have accidentally killed your partner's beloved pet in a washingmachine related incident. They are not home for 3 hours - what do you do?

do not open the washing machine let them do it, burst into tears when you 'find out' and tell them how could they!

Your friend smells - do you tell them? Why?

yes - it's not pleasant to be around smelly people

Favourite insect?

praying mantis i can make them out of palm leaves (its my speciality)

Porn star name (name of first pet and street):

Sandy West-Grove sounds more like a primary school teacher - but suppose their wages are not great.....

Wax, pluck or shave? Where specifically?

ummm...all of the above above what!

Longest you have gone without washing - why? No childhoodstories...keep it recent?

Prob newquay...we were pretty minging...(maybe nobody mentioned it as we all smelt) it was only you who didn't wash, we were getting a little embarressed, thankly Helen exposed her bottom and Sully declared she had no knickers on to take the attension way from your pits!

Longest you have worn the same pants?

8 weeks

Hooray, chav tastic, I think I bought a pair of trainers in record time today – and bargain too. However, are white trainers chavvy? I’m not sure and I’m certainly too scarred to deviate to other hues. Anyho, as I never change my trainers within a three year window (weirdly, they never smell, but I do get really cold feet which could be why) I’m stuck with them. Chavvy or not.

Feeling betrayed by myself today – left for work, hair fine. Touched it part way through the morning and it feels like someone has dipped cooking oil in it – how does that happen – its clean AM, cheap and greasy by lunch. Its like random spots that appear during the day – where do they come from and more importantly WHY!!! Also my neck kept making my earrings stick out so the best I could come up with has been “well I bet you can’t get as good a reception as me now”. Anyway, off to pottery tonight. I am writing up my coursework which is turning, as always, in to the ramblings of a mad woman!! Tonight I am learning coiling otherwise I wouldn’t go as have to drop to car off in Gants Hill and now I clearly also have to wash my hair.

Yay, Lucky Voice the revenge. I hope all can make it. I am going to be a little more prepared as last time it was a surprise. I don’t think I will do Wurthing Heights, but there are stacks more Kate Bush songs on then last time so I will do one…. lucky for all, Don McLean’s Crying isn’t there, there is a few Donna Summers, and a few others I intend to tackle! – OH No they have TATU – remember those Russian minxes! Anyway, having seen the list I might just book myself some private time there http://www.luckyvoice.co.uk/downloads/songlist.pdf

Had pleasant afternoon tea at Gary and pet killer M*Cs. Which turned in to dinner. Which turned in to drinks. Very nice though. We were talking about how when we talk someone we mix there name up. For example I often call Helen Alan (alley and Helen) and yesterday Helen’s dad called her melon (Maureen and Helen – hilarious, I ran after Helen laughing). M*C has one I won’t mention just in case. Anyone got any goodies?

Other then that, I shall sign out. Feel free to participate in the getting to know your friends quiz still, however I think M*C, key player in this blog, has set a standard!

Lots of Love

Katty xxxx