Hi all,
Firstly apologies for the very nobby previous posting! Its best I get it out my system though.
So, not a lot has happened. We know its been a quiet week when we haven’t instigated litigation against anyone. We are still feeling the post Christmas poverty in a bid to save money etc and have past our time watching a few films. This weekend we saw Casino Royale, Children of Men and Poseidon Adventure (the original). I have, in the vein of being the nobbyist blogger on the net done Haikus reviews:

Casino Royale
Bond becomes 00
Wins poker, finds love, gets his
Balls itched by baddy

Children of Men
Failed Bond Actor. Sad!
No babies born for years since
Cuts cord of miracle

Poseidon Adventure
Wave knocks boat over
Priests divided, few survive
New Year spent with fish

I have also mainly been dancing to Their Law – Prodigy’s greatest hits. And if you try to imagine what a child would look like on a coca-cola sunny D Haribo smoothy – that would be roughly what I look like…… Bring back the 90’s!

The new old car is working out brill. Took it to my mechanics who gave it a thumbs up. Lots of fun to drive too – although I got waved at by a man in a Triumph Stag and got very embarrassed! Boris is now departed which was a strangely sad occasion.

So, that’s it I think.

Smack my Bitch up
Your no good for me
I have been sent in to outta space
Etc etc

Love Kat x