NEVER mix business and pleasure!!!

Hi and A BIG UP to Agent Black who is only able to gain excess to the precious secure zones because of Agent Balch, Cheif Assistant Snaggler Amanda, Wendy who clearly has no sence of smell as there is no other way to explain how she has managed to cope with Christine's toxic bottom burps and Academic Jo who, when snaggled, screams like a girl.

A-ha! Guess who came up this saturday? Balch Mark 2. So a bit of silliness insued... Among my favorite Christine moments was Christ not cribberling over the £8.50 bus fare - it was a £1.50 miss-heard moment, asking on the return Journey to go to Hounslow Mr Bus Driver please, suggesting to the man who came out of nowhere that he might want to wear a flashers mac when creeping up on young ladies like us and when the builder came round unexpectidly with quotes how he clearly didn't believe Christine was my sister when I answered the door in what appeared to be just a dressing gown (I was decent) and Helen and Chris were lounging on the sofa bed duvet and all like the aftermath of a threesome with copious amounts of wine bottles (it was for Christine, we had only one bottle!!) . Needless to say the builder offered to hop in with Chris and Helen - but had he not, I would be concerned that he wasen't a proper builder and meerly a charlatan!! He is FMB membered and I understand the checklist for subscription is:
Trader? Yes
Extended guarrantees? Yes
Poor restistance to saucy cliches? Yes
YOUR IN!!! WELL DONE

Actually, he is a jolly nice chap and will be helping us achieve some major silverlinning status out of the lying vendor (witch) and anonying tenant (swine!) - hopefully not to jinx things but in a way, the sagas that have happened appear to be the best thing that could have happened. So thats all good.

Had a good meeting with the other neighbours about freehold purchase - setting up the business Monday. I am going to be a Company Secretary and Helen a director so that should answer some "who's the man in the relationship" questions. Christine kindly offered to be a treasurer so as to resolve disputes in a proffesional and unbias manner - yeah, cheers for the family support Balch!!!! Chris also went to have a look at Steve's basement with the fatal words "see you in half and hour" to his mate and then i went on to make out that I could hear Steve pleasure himself in his bedroom which was not at all what I meant, but Chris made sure that was the meaning taken away by everyone. So, good meeting all in all.

Exams are but two weeks away now as is my final week of my Jubilee year which also marks the one year anniversary for "Strangers on the A501" winner of most nobby-ist blog title. I have some ideas for some novelty consumer tests blogs during the forth coming year and as we plan to finsh the basement in the two weeks after my exams, a panic room blog follow up should be expected.

Allie is well as ever despite Christine again attempting to take her life this weekend.

Shall prob update and finally update my links list apres exams,
but for now:

To Whom it May Concern,
Kat x

PS, Chris "why isn't she locked up" Balch has a really weird collection of pictures of herself in her purse - some of them are not that pretty either! anyway, here's my favorite: